oh my god here it is here it finally is this shit fucked me up as a child i never thought i’d seen it again here it fucking is
We have this book in my library bin for the first grade I teach, and I read it to my students…
…a girl started crying and it was mildly hilarious.
THIS WAS READ TO ME IN PRESCHOOL AND I LOVED IT
I like this version. The original or at least the one that I read in middle school took place during the French Revolution and the man met a young woman who had a green scarf tied around her neck. They fall in love and for like a month he asks her why she wears the scarf. Eventually curiosity gets the better of him and he unties the scarf and her head falls off because she had been executed the day prior to their meeting. Sometimes the woman is his wife, sometimes she’s just a really beautiful woman, either way, this was one of my favorite stories.
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence